Wouldn’t it be loverly?
Dear eBay,
I know we’ve been together for a long time. I bought my first llama fibers with you. I found “IT” on with you. But… well this is hard for me to say. Lately you’ve sucked eggs, I find myself giving more and you giving less. I’ve tried to go with your recommendations for a better auction, but– you take so much and I have nothing left to give.
Once you were noble, letting the little people, little people like me stand tall with the power sellers and most fabulous deals at the same time. You saved people from paying retail and others from selling at whole sale. You were good.
Now, you suck the life from us along with ridiculous listing fees. I don’t know how I can ever get over this betrayal.
Goodbye,
Wendy
www.lov.li
Dear Lov.li,
I love you. You are everything to me. Let me kiss you. Let me mount your widgets on my websites for always and forever. Let me fondle your servers.
Yours Always,
Wendy
